Terius “The-Dream” Nash, musical producer best known for working with Mariah Carey, Beyonce and Rihanna, has issued a statement that he and wife, Christina Milian, are splitting up.
The-Dream was photographed this past weekend frolicking in the waves (See? Fucking everyone is going on some tropical vacation. Get some!), in a rather provocative position with his personal assistant, Melissa Santiago. A position that, you know, isn’t exactly appropriate for a personal assistant to be in, unless, of course, they’re boning. Which they oh-so-clearly are. Like, right now.
The-Dream’s released statement to Us Weekly claims:
“[Nash] is saddened to announce that his marriage to Christina Milian was unsuccessful. The couple reached this decision in late 2009, but decided to keep the news private in efforts to protect their baby daughter Violet.”
Though the pair had decided that they were going to split back in ‘09 (at least according to Nash), Christina took to her Twitter account yesterday to voice her disapproval at what The-Dream was doing in the ocean with his assistant:
“”Whatever you think…believe it.”
And the ever-encompassing:
“Ugh.”
She also tweeted to one of her followers that she’d “officially” lost her appetite.
I’d lose my appetite, too. Even if, you know, I did marry someone who referred to himself as “The-Dream,” (complete with unnecessary hyphen) and kind of knew that something like this would happen eventually — ’cause, you know, “dreams” can turn rather wet when you least expect them to — and with the person you least expect, as well.
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