Lindsay Lohan Goes Back to Blonde

by on May 26, 2010

I wonder if it’s the equivalent of Amy Winehouse going back to black or Britney Spears going back to, uh, pink.

The newly-free, almost-jailbird Lindsay Lohan has lightened her once-black tresses to a light, sunny blonde. And her hair follicles scream in a pained response, along with myriad club owners that remember Lindsay’s (even more) coked-out, club-hopping, DUI-getting days. My advice to them? Shut it down, buddies, shut it. the fuck. down.

Lohan was said to have spent ten hours yesterday (doing what, God only knows) in the salon trying to achieve her perfect, “I’m nuckin’ futs” shade of flax.

So, which do you like better, crazy black-haired Linds or, ah, crazy bleached-out Lindsay? I mean, I guess it doesn’t really matter … no amount of hair color will cover up (or remove) the crazy.

So … Next!

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