Her 5 minutes aren’t even up yet and I’m already so tired of this Ke$ha chick.
In a recent interview, she told a reporter she was “into energy.” Not sure what the hell that is supposed to mean, but apparently it means wearing things squirted out of your mom’s vagina around your neck.
“I recently went to see a past-life regressionist, who is also a psychic. I wear my placenta around my neck every day, because it’s supposed to give you second sight. I feel like I’ve had many lifetimes before. I’m so not a victim. I have been working on realising this dream, my path, my mission, for years. I’ve really invested a lot of thought, time and effort into it. The last thing that makes me is a victim. I think it’s a bummer when people don’t represent that properly, when they portray me as purely one-dimensional.”
She’s right. Ke$ha has many dimensions. There’s the dimension that … ahem… “sings” annoying, stupid lyrics, which is totally separate from the dimension that says annoying stupid things. Also, there’s the dimension that wears afterbirth like jewelry.
Truly multidimensional.
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