David Beckham is known, at least in part, for having a huge package. We’ve seen it quite clearly in the Armani underwear ads and we’re all under the impression that we know what he’s working with, but that’s just not good enough for some folks I suppose.
Elena Di Cioccio of Italian TV show Le lene (That’s Italian for “The Hyenas”) caused a commotion yesterday when a poorly-planned bit got out of control. David was exiting a restaurant to the usual slew of paparazzi, and Elena was amongst them, sneaking about with a yellow glove on her hand. Earlier she had told her cameras “We have seen fascinating photographs of David Beckham in his underpants. He’s seemingly very well endowed and even his wife says that he is well equipped…we wanted to find out if he was as well endowed as the pictures suggest or if they were touched up.”
After making a lame grab at his crotch and failing, Beckham spotted Elena and gave her a mean look before being guided away from the crowd by his bodyguards. Elena kept up her bit by screaming “David you’ve conned us all!” as he walked away, but it was pretty obvious she didn’t get to actually touch anything.
Now, here’s my question: What would make someone so desperate that they’d take money in exchange for humiliating another person and themselves like this? I know they’re a lot more “cheeky” over in Europe than we are here, but there’s a massive difference between being sexy and coy and grabbing someone’s dick. This chick grabbing David Beckham’s penis is like is some reporter tried to grab Barbara Walters’ vagina. It just is. You absolutely cannot invade someone’s space that way, but especially in a sexually aggressive manner. If she asked to fact-check his junk and he said yes, well then I’d say that Elena is a pretty lucky lady and excellent at her job, but trying to help yourself to a feel is unacceptable. What is this? Middle school?
Originally posted 2010-01-21 19:55:36. Republished by Old Post Promoter
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