In Which We Find Out That I Am Actually 14 Years Old

by on April 18, 2010

from People.com

from People.com

I’ve never really been in to the whole “celebrity perfume” thing. I’ve been wearing Burberry London since I was fifteen years old, and the idea of smelling like Britney Spears or Paris Hilton never compelled me enough to make me switch. I figured that it wasn’t even really possible to market a celebrity perfume to me. I’m too old to care about Hilary Duff and maybe just a bit too young to want to wear something made by Celine Dion… but Beyonce? Ohhhhh, girl! GIRL! That is a HORSE OF A DIFFERENT COLOR. I want to smell like Beyonce for days! And now it’s possible because her first fragrance ever, Heat, is coming out right before the holidays! Ahhhh! I hope Santa’s reading!

From People.com:

“Everything, from the bottle design to the name and the ideas for the commercials–that’s me. When I commit to something, I do it 100 percent,” she said. Beyoncé Heat, with top notes of red vanilla orchid, magnolia, neroli and blush peach, will include eaux de parfum in three sizes, as well as a sparkling body lotion, priced between $39-$59. Look for it in department and specialty stores, like Macy’s.

Mmmm. That sounds like something I could get behind, but $59 dollars?! What!? In THIS economy!? Damn. If that’s the price of smelling like greatness, then I guess I’m going to have to just cut back on my electricity use and food intake this month. I’ll make sacrifices to smell like a diva.

Any celebrity perfume wearers out there? I know you’re out there. 50 million bottles of Britney’s Curious sold can’t be wrong.

Originally posted 2009-12-18 16:37:57. Republished by Old Post Promoter

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